BAD! Kitty Will now tell another tasteless joke...
BAD! Kitty sums it all up for you:You know how he gets when he's been at the catnip...and tis the season to be jolly...
so
Meow! Laugh it up chuckles....but the numbers never lie.
:) Heather *Who says, "ain't that the truth!*
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Giving 100%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K/8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E/11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E/1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T/2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far .........
A S S K I S S I N G1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
Giving 100%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K/8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E/11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E/1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T/2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far .........
A S S K I S S I N G1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
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