Thursday, December 22, 2005

Bad Kitty Will Now tell another of his favorite UN-PC jokes.


The Political system as this BAD! Kitty sees it by definition...Even...You wouldn't expect that from a kitty this funny looking...This not my photo, but it was sent to me too....I just thought it was funny as hell, and went well with the joke.

BAD! Kitty ---->Out
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SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.
COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.
CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
ANARCHY
steal neighbor's bull, shoot the government.

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