Thursday, May 04, 2006

BAD! Kitty's Asto sign for the week...Watch out world...And apparently my mate had better be eating his wheaties for the next week to be able to keep up... Read on...
Libra Horoscope for week of May 4, 2006
Espertantina, a town in Brazil, celebrates May 9 as Orgasm Day. As much as I'd love to import this enlightened holiday to my home country of America, it might be difficult in the foreseeable future. Why? Because religious fundamentalists have been spreading their infectious mental disease, seducing people into mistrusting their bodies' natural urges. Meanwhile, the advertising and entertainment industries try to sell us on the glamour of being in a chronic state of titillation without satisfaction. I'm calling on you Libras to do what you can to resist these cultural trends. The astrological omens say this is an auspicious time for you to seek out, cultivate, and honor your own orgasms.
****Yea! for The big O....BBBOOOO for sick mate's!**** wouldn't it figure...the week I am to dominate the world with my complete sensuality and sexual powers of mind melding-ness...Marathon (ooops I meant Mate) man is Sick!
Boo...for the Flu...two furry thumbs down. Maybe he'll be better by the ninth...I'll go get the water boiling for tea....NOW!
The following is just wonderful and exactly how I feel about competition and the wonderful world of being an ordinary Human....And then being More! More...hahahahah...More, Gimme More! Hahahahaha!
BOLD! Saucy! Joyful! Alive, engaged, scared shitless...yep it's all in there...and so I thought I'd share...
You're a star and so am I. I'm a genius and so are you. Your success encourages my brilliance, and my charisma enhances your power. Your victory doesn't require my defeat, and vice versa. Those are the rules in the New World quite unlike the rules in the Old World, where zero-sum games are the norm, and only one of us can win each time we play. In the New World, you don't have to play down or apologize for your prowess, because you love it when other people shine. You exult in your own excellence without regarding it as a sign of inherent superiority. As you ripen more and more of your latent aptitude, you inspire the rest of us to claim our own idiosyncratic magnificence.
~ The preceding oracle comes from my book, PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings. It's available at Amazon or Barnes & Noble.
***NOT MY Book***
Rob Brezsny says the apocalypse is now, so let's dance.
Be well!

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