It's BAD! Kitty not show me some Titty!

BAD! Kitty Art Studio

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So...the phone rings the other day...

the kids had just come home from school.

Thus the scene is set, and the drama of the day...

unfolds a little like this:

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Ring, Ring.

Me: "Hello."

Caller: "Hi, Mrs. Truman?"

Me: "yes, the one and only."

Caller:"This is (insert pseudonyms here) Mrs. T, Youngest child's teacher."

Me: (internally groaning) "yes, Mrs. T. What can I do for you?"

Mrs. T: " uuummm, well...Youngest child has informed the class that he has a web site where he sells his art, is this right?"

Me: "why yes, yes he does." (relief at this point)

Mrs. T.: "well...uuummm, one of the girls in class wants to sell her art online too, and she went home to her mother and insisted that her Mother go to badkitty.com and post her art there too..."

Me: (now very much afraid of where this conversation is heading) "Oh, yes...well..."

Mrs. T: (quickly stepping in) " Mrs. Truman I am sure there has been a misunderstanding...but this Mom just called me, very upset....it seems that badkitty.com is a porn site!"

Me: " Uuummm, yes it is, Mrs. T. and it's also not the name of my web site...my web site is bad kitty art studio."

Mrs. T: "OH! well, that's different than what youngest child told us...and you can see why she called me so upset. It seems that she put little J on her lap and went to the badkitty web site and was accosted by instant images of porn on the screen. She called me right away, after of course explaining to little J what she had seen was not art. She was furious that youngest child was passing out web addresses to porn sites and wanted this stopped right away!"

Me: " Oh yes Mrs. T I can definitely see where that would be very upsetting. I am sorry for the misunderstanding, sincerely! My son does have a web page on my personal art site for his artworks...it's on my front page under his name...easy to find really, that is if you are on my web site."

Mrs. T: " so it's not a web site for children's art then? Well, that's OK, I'll just call little J's mother back and let her know that there was a misunderstanding and give her the right web address."

Me: " That would be fine Mrs. T...again I am sorry, and I will make sure that youngest child is clear on the web site address, and maybe ask him to not pass it out at school from here on out."

Mrs. T: "well youngest child is the most talented young artist I have had the pleasure of working with, and he is such a nice boy that I would never have guessed that he would pass out porn site addresses, that's why I called you right away, I knew there must have been a misunderstanding."

Me: " Well, thank you Mrs. T...I appreciate it. If there is anything I can do to help the situation please let me know."

Mrs. T: " I don't think so, you've done enough at this point. Have a nice evening Mrs. Truman."

Me: "You too Mrs. T. Goodbye."

Click.

So...the Truman's strike again...

education as you can see...

is very important in this family.

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Have a nice day all,

Heather

http://www.badkittyartstudio.com/